quinta-feira, janeiro 03, 2008

Technical Coupling

First of all I want to apologize for not writing sooner nothing, to my reference, I now expose a topic dear to all sons readers of this blog, I speak because of the coupling as I could see. Let me show because one of my favorite techniques of coupling and that in all the years of my young career never failed, is to implement well and in the right order is guaranteed. And it is this:

1. Download the forks completely positioning the handle in the down position.
2. Entering the forks in centralizing the pallet load.
3. Place the handle in position to lift and pumping with the lever of command lifting the load, maximum.
4. Return the handle to the neutral position.
For engatar the trailer paleteira in tug on the trailer or train paleteira:
1. Pull the handrail and the leverage of the direct command.
2. Articule the coupling of the trailer paleteira encaixando the central hole in the tug or plug the first hole of either side of the cross Paleteira coupling of the trailer on one end of the last trailer train and then the other side of the hole on the other end of the trailer train.
For desengatar the trailer paleteira in tug on the trailer or train paleteira
1. Pise on coupling precionando it down and push the trailer for paleteira brings.
2. Release gently the coupling with the foot
To download the trailer paleteira:
1. To reduce the load, place the handle in position lower ee precione gently engaging the valve handle the unloading.


Then liked?
Already we are on the topic of coupling I think I can extend the coupling of gajas, trailers is turning yes sir, but from time to time should vary, with a healthy woman of reproductive age and by example.
Everyone now must have heard the saying that the path to the heart of a man is by recept and with regard to my person agree. Women who cook and departure will soon follow with an advantage of 70 * points with regard to earn up my preference. But the reverse is also true, and man who can demonstrate their culinary gifts earns at least 120 points.

I suggest clear, invite a girl to dinner in your home, and not have to be anything complicated, just elegant and delicious.
They can open with an appetizer, I recommend a "Negroni" drink that discovered recently in which I income (1 part of gin, 1 part of white Martini, 1 part of Campari) mixed in a large glass with ice, to increase the proportion of it Martini, a drink is important because it increases your eloquence and facilitates certain proceedings ..
Then entry as a salad of tomatoes and mozarela seasoned with olive oil, pepper ground at the time and sheets of basilico (or oregãos if not like, basilico), now more than it is won is ready to jump you to the spine but no clear rainfall these things are to do with time and a guy has to be difficult.
For main dishes, which will refer to 'The piéce de resistance' and here I emphasize the following detail, we live in times that inglesismos are hot, say outsourcing, pricing and advertising as if it were something sophisticated and worship when in the background we simply say subcontracting, and advertising budget, or else we on the topic of the messenger any phrase in English because we believe that has more style, this all can only counter this: perhaps had some impact in the past but now the saturation became the inglesismos ordinary and curriqueiros (a Doña Carlota of the fish has already said 'sardines on fire'). And you do not want to go through ordinary people much less in front of a woman who wants to win. And if doubts were thinking in what sounds better: "the main course 'or' the piéce de resistance '.
Well but speaking of the main dish, be it in steaks ill-past of cow (or ox), which were previously the marinar a sauce of honey, mustard, minced garlic, pepper, juice of a bitter orange and salt. How monitoring suggest cortem slices of onion with a 3 fingers high, they have a board, temperem with bâlsamico vinegar, and salt and oregãos lead the oven at medium fire until they are soft. To drink, but avoid a fine red wines from across the Tagus, though excellent are too strong for the spirit of this meal.

For dessert, just sex.
This course after waiting a good half-hour until she finally leave the bathroom. Do this well and will have the desired outcome, by talking about it, writing this post gave me hungry ... I think the AKI buy a hitch powder car.


PS-I want to make it clear that the first technique is actually the method of engatar a trailer to a vehicle and not a sexual metaphor highly stylised, its evildoers? I am not so smart.

* - The system of scoring it is an invention to quantify my relations with others maintain that humans, who I know have seen him in practice, the future may be a topic for a post with the league table.

PPS- Decidi traduzir o ultimo post do magnifico engenheiro para alargar a nossa ja extensa popularidade nos paises anglofonos. Nota que, salvo este PPS, e por razoes de simplicidade, a traduçao foi feita automaticamente pelo Google.
PPS- I've decided to translate the last post, written by the magnificent engineer, to further broaden our already large popularity in english spoken countries. Please notice that, besides this PPS, and for sake of simplicity, the translation was made in an automatic way by Google.

1 comentário:

Magnífico engenheiro disse...

Epá quando voltei ao trabalho depois de almoçar fui ver o Blog e fiquei assustado, parecia que tinha sido 1 garrafa de tintol a mais do que devia, mas lá percebi, é bem.